pointlessandunnecessary:

"no u cant skip school today" 

squirrel-taxedermy:

When I die I want to be reincarnated as the tray that collects the warm papers fresh out of the printer

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

And I hope he loves you back

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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meladoodle:

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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